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    1/16/2006

    又懒又邋遢

    早上,妈妈进入我的房间,床上摆满东西:水杯一个,闲书几本,水果一个,mp3一个,外套和乱被子一堆,感叹道:"你也不小了,以后结婚了还这么邋遢,不知道收拾可怎么办?"我嘴巴硬:“人家娶的是老婆又不是清洁工!”嘴上是这么说,其实心里发虚。每个男人都希望自己老婆是清洁工和xxx的混合体。

    是的,井井有条与我无关。我喜欢在房间里走三步就能够着书本,走四部能够着电脑,喜欢乱放东西,然后用的时候慢慢翻。我穿着牛仔裤可以席地而坐,我不化妆去约会,我把衣服攒一桶再洗。。。。

    作家苏青曾写过一篇散文,小时侯喜欢躺在床上吃饼干。然后那些饼干沫在床上长期的积累着,饿的时候,兜起被单的一角,随便摸一把就可以吃了。呵呵,苏作家真是邋遢的鼻祖。

    老爸说我邋遢归根结底是我的惰性。脸红ing~ 是的,我很懒。我读过古龙的一部小说《欢乐英雄》那个男主人公叫:王动,里面是这么描写的:

    只有死人才完全不动。

    王动虽不是死人,但动的比死人也多不了多少。   

    不到万不得已的时候,他决不动。   

    他不想动的时候,谁也没法子要他动。   

    油瓶子若在面前倒了,任何人都会伸手去扶起来的,王动却不动。天上若突然掉下个大元宝,无论谁都一定会捡起来的,王动也不动,甚至连世上最美的女人脱得光光的坐在他怀里,他还是不会动的。

    但他也有动的时候,而且不动则已,一动就很惊人。有一次他在片刻内不停地翻了叁百八十二个跟斗,为的只不过事想让一个刚死了母亲的小孩子笑一笑。有一次他在两天两夜间赶了一千四百五十里路,为的只不过是去见一个朋友的最后一面。

    我挺喜欢王动的。

    前几天又读到一个故事,很开心。这个故事是这样的:

    有一对懒夫妻,男的从来不洗脸,女的从来不刷锅。有一天有个小偷来家里偷东西,家里很乱找不到什么值钱的,正郁闷,被男主人发现了,于是慌乱中偷了锅就跑。男的就追。过一会儿,男的回来了,跟老婆说,“那贼见我追上来,回身朝我脸上扎了一刀。不过幸亏我从来不洗脸,脸上全是污垢,他一刀没扎透,哈哈哈。”老婆说,“没事就好。看,幸亏我从来不刷锅,他偷走的只是上面那层污垢!”

    哈哈,这个男的可自比鲁班在世,女的可自称田螺姑娘转世了! 原来懒中自有懒中手!懒人也有懒人福!

    最近天气越来越冷,据说冷空气正在南下,冬眠期到了。

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    ·珠穆朗玛· wrote:
    阿飞也懒得动,据古龙说,阿飞和狼都是不肯轻易浪费自己丁点体力的杰出代表。
    Jan. 19
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    苏樱 wrote:
    呵呵,你也喜欢王动,呵呵呵呵....
    Jan. 17
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    tivauqa wrote:
    "幸亏我从来不刷锅,他偷走的只是上面那层污垢"

    ——这段儿太恶了……
    Jan. 17
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    Odysseus wrote:
    想不到姐姐是这样的,其实这样也没什么不好
    :-)
    Jan. 16
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    美若 wrote:
    哈哈合哈~~
    希望我也不动到王动的境界
    懒到那对夫妻的程度
    Jan. 16
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    云和海 wrote:
    嗯,是挺嘴硬的,为了自辩,把苏青和古龙都给搬出来了!嗬嗬!
    Jan. 16

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